xrpgord

Wait? What, is that a clown up there 👆🏻. Better check out this past blog to make sure your up to date. Also I want to mention that Coil is not affiliated in this give away at all, in anyway or form. XRP are from my own personal stash 😋. In the spirit of Forest Gump .... That’s all I’ll say about that 👇🏻

https://coil.com/p/XRPGORD/Wanna-play-a-game-/mvqamliQr

Late one night while the world is asleep...........

If you want too, Check out Episode 1 👇🏻

https://coil.com/p/XRPGORD/I-used-to-do-ALOT-of-grass-/dUk-anat1

The 2 head lights shinning out into a dark, black

hole only lit by the occasional street light . A enderver to cut grass, one I’ve seen before. It

started with a gentle hum from my John Deere

the almost peaceful hum could rock a baby into

a sleep and it has, this big baby. The tractor has

nightly been down these exact same, grassy

drivin paths a thousand times, it could probably

almost drive itself. One night, My John Deere

roaring down the grass. I’m riding along on my

Deere minding my own business cutting grass. If it’s all timed right I would finish the mowing right as the sun rises from it’s rest. Then I can do the edging with the weed Wacker and be at work for 7 am as a Carpenter. Riding along when .....

A bright light shines down upon me. I think this is it aliens are here, please no probing! They are here to learn about earth from the grass cutting carpenter. Well aliens your not going to learn much from this guy. The light hovers over me, I put my hand up to block the light in an attempt to see what the is. It’s a helicopter, a police helicopter. I wave and continue to do my thing.

Around twenty minutes later I get paid a visit by Edmonton’s finest, the black and white comes flying into the parking lot, lights flashing red and blue and screeches to a hault, so I stop the lawntractor. A man opens his driver door and says “get off the mower sir, hands up and walk this way slowly” I’m very stunned at police taking an interest in my job, maybe he’s here to help, lots to do he could weed the flower beds for me?? “officer I’m just cutting grass” I tell him. He says it firmly now “Slowly walk this way with your hands up” Well I don’t feel like being shot at 3 am for doing my job so I dismount the mower, hands up I slowly proceed towards the officer. I notice the passenger door open and a second police office gets out, I’m thinking oh man this can’t be good ... So I’m about 5’ away, the head lights from his car are blinding me just like the suspected Alien space craft. “Stop right there, don’t move” the officer says and slowly walks over, “What are you doing?!!” The officer asks me. I’m shocked he asked me this ? I mean what the hell does it look like ??? “That’s exactly what I want to ask you? I’m cutting grass” I say. So get this he actually asks me “are you supposed to do this ? Do they know your cutting the grass ?”

I could not believe what I heard from his lips? I wanted to say no officer I’m cutting the grass to be nice but, I don’t “yes officer, I have the contract to do the maintenance at all the locations” “ do you have the contract on you ?” He asks. “at home” I reply. He pauses and ponders his thoughts, Looks at the second officer with his hand on his holstered weapon of choice before he says “I could arrest you for trespassing, but I won’t, carry a copy of the contract in your truck just to clear this up in case another officer asks you” “ok I will officer” he gets my drivers license, vehicle information and both get in his car, flicks the lights off and drives away. Never was I ever stopped or asked this again by police ? Stunned and shocked I get back on my tractor. Why would he stop me and ask me am I supposed to be cutting the grass ? What the Hell? LMAO ... I get back on my John Deere, Fire it up and finished my cutting.

I was telling my friend at work about it later that morning, him and I are still good friends to this day. He is from Jamaica, you know what his response was in his thick accent he says “shit mon , just another Friday for us” god I think I died laughing 😂😂😂

Remember reply to this tweet 👇🏻when you find the hidden message, this one is harder so GoodLuck ! First person to send the answer correctly gets NOT 5xrp ... BUT 10 XRP from me 😊

https://twitter.com/xrpgord/status/1259128330785341440?s=21

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