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Again I have no clue why I am blogging? Maybe it’s quarantine? Maybe my hair is getting so long I can never be seen in public again ?? Is blogging a covid -19 symptom? 😂

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JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

Or the short recap version, My wife is a big ho, also fucking crazy. My wife is sleeping with my sisters husband. All caught up, good . So now my sister and I both got divorced from our spouses. I’m not going to say much on divorce except only the lawyers win.

Well after I got divorced it was a few crazy years

So I’m single for the first time like 13 years, what do I do? PARTY!! No one tying me down !! Whooo hooo!! Wait, no no that’s not right, I have no clue what to do, I’m not into bars, humm how do I meet people ?? What the hell . . Never really hardly drank at all and still don’t much, but I do like to Sit and drink a few with the guys at the pub after work on a rare occasion. Sometimes a few to many 🍻

Surprisingly contractors do get hit on a lot, mostly I think for discounts or because we are always dealing with the ladies about what they want done? Or lonely house wives? I’m not sure ... one lady went to get me the cheq and came out in bra and panties 😳 , this is years ago when I was in shape and haven’t had a house wife hit on me in 14 years probably 😂 Does this mean I’m old n fat ? .. don’t answer that! .... Shhh I said don’t answer, again that’s another blog

So what did I do, dated a little bit, seen a few women, dated a witch that my sister set me up with ... yes she confessed that she was a practicing witch?!? .. I bought an acreage west of the city friends of mine had a cabin close to there and I always wanted more space to collect more stuff.

I’d go to my friends Mike and Lee ‘s house in the city they had one kid, Jake , I like hanging out with this couple always have fun times and Lee’s parents had the cabin by my place which I helped frame and do some concrete at. I never had lots of friends, I really don’t like people that much lol. 1-3 friends is all I need. I’m pretty busy to keep up friendships. I was Mikes best man and he was mine. Lee was a brides made in my wedding. They are good friends, Mike was in the oilfield and Lee was a stay at home mom. I’d go there on weekends have fires, drink, talk ect. Her sister was recently divorced we went to eat a couple times, she came over. Nothing happened. Lee tried so hard to set me up with her sister, relentlessly. I just said I was not interested and told them I was having sex with all these people and just having fun ( I knew that would turn her and her sister off ) Was I you ask ? Nope, I’m weird like that I guess. I’ve had Times to have a one night stand and passed it up. Maybe I’m old fashioned, maybe I’m crazy or both but takes me a month or more of dating before any hanky panky going down

So I signed up for plenti of fish 😳, now I’ve never been raped but let me tell you. Some were pretty aggressive... Went on dates and escaped with my pants on thank god.

Met a lady, we moved in together. She was my senior by 12 years. I would bug her about me being in kindergarten and her graduating high school. Haha, crazy to think when you are older age gaps aren’t as important.. Things were pretty good, found out about a 6 mths in that she drank lots. She was crazy when she drank, so crazy all the time ... Which I didn’t think much of but her drinking made me drink lots, which I did willingly. Way more than I ever had before . Daily. Bailey’s in coffee. Drinks with lunch. Drinks at home. Drinks in the car while driving, road pops as people call them. WHAT!?!?

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It got bad and out of control, in many ways. She was a lot like my ex wife ... I knew we were on our way out, I needed out ... Then life kicked me in the nuts, some bad news My mom has cancer . My sister and I were going to take care of her , a chance to distance my self . And it worked

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Yes there’s a pic of us when we started dating

And a NEW feature to seemlesy jump forward or back in my blogs

So what made me decide to blog, I really have no clue. What also is a shock is this is the story I choose to tell ?! So why the JERRY JERRY JERRY chant? Jerry Springer, some trashy tv but sure kept your eyes glued to see what would happen. No I’m not in love with my cousin, cheating on my wife with my mother in law or anything else you can think of. My story is more of how I got together with my gorgeous wife & soul mate .... No no no, not my ex wife. I said wife. Pay attention it gets crazy.

Evil lurks everywhere, you can’t see it always but it’s their. Sometimes you don’t notice it untill it’s to late. Why am I now talking about evil? Well remember this is a story of my ex wife, no no that’s not right it’s a story about how I got together with my wife, It’s going to be a few parts to this story but Let’s start at High school . I don’t like the term “ high school sweet hearts “ , because she was not sweet nor have a heart, ok I seem to paint her with one brush I know . Just wait

Young, dumb and Full of .. errr, ahh in love ! is how I would describe myself. We got married a few years out of high school. Everything seemed fine, not great but fine. She was a very difficult person, hard to keep happy, always complaining, never want to see my family ect. We even had to open our wedding presents with just her family, not one person from my side. There was no gift opening or anything the next day. But her family was really nice, She had amazing grandparents who I came to love as my own. Life was busy, she worked in an office. I worked a 9-5 job as a labour, going to school on my apprenticeship to become a carpenter. Also while doing this I had a landscape company and worked 8 hrs over night to maintain commercial property’s landscape, Trying to build a company ( which is another crazy story I’ll get into another blog maybe ) Some times I wouldn’t sleep for 48 hrs or more. I’d get home from my 9-5 job and we would walk our dog or watch some tv shows, movies or go out. I’d feel guilty if I slept, not sure why but I would. I wasn’t allowed to see my family I would have to say I was working to go see my sister for breakfast, my ex wife would get so mad if I saw my family. But with all this working . I didn’t see what was in my face. My marriage was not so good. Am I perfect ? Nope not even close, some days I was a zombie 🧟‍♂️

Well My sister, who is older. Married with two kids, also married her high school sweet heart. Had a child minutes out of high school. Then another two years later. Great kids, I’m a proud uncle. I was then and I am today. They Played hockey, Dad coached, All in all he was a really great dad, involved in everything they do , I mean he was like an older brother. I knew him since I was 11-12 years old, So I’d go for breakfast and say how controlling she is and we would talk my mom, sister, brother in law and I. For years we did this.

Fast forward 8 years or so .......

My ex wife all of a sudden wanted to go watch my nephews hockey, we went to my sisters to play games ect. I’m thinking wow she’s starting to like my family, this is amazing I thought. A few months later, My sister started to think her husband was cheating. He had to work late , was gone more ect. I didn’t think anything I worked my 16 hrs a day, 8 of those over night remember. So I never noticed a thing ...

🚨Alarms should have been going off 🚨

I heard nothing, seen nothing. Of course hindsight is always clear as day. But I was in a fog and didn’t see my wife ( of the time ) was sleeping with my sister husband. While I was out cutting grass ...... So hence where Jerry Springer comes in. Now my nephews Aunt who they have know forever is now there step mom ??? WAIT ... What ???